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Blogstuck headcanons

 STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
Karkat: The one that takes everything way too seriously. His blog is mainly filled with angry rants, essays to prove to people that they're stupid and obviously their opinions suck, and multiple reblogs of the same post because he won't let the argument die. 
Aradia: Her blog is empty because she doesn't really understand the concept of tumblr. Follows a bunch of paranormal/creepypasta blogs.She just likes the posts. Reblogging? What is that even? 
Tavros: Only reblogs from absolutefunniestposts. You'll love it on your dashboard!!!! Occasionally makes personal posts even though he knows no one will read them. 
Sollux: Designs themes and browser extensions. Has 1000+ followers. Is an asshole to all of them. 
Nepeta: Runs an anime blog. It's super kawaii. She also has several RP blogs on the side-- is an admin for a few of them. 
Kanaya: Runs a fashion/DIY blog. Makes Polyvore sets on occasion. 
Terezi: Social justice blogger! She doesn't start things like Karkat, she reacts to ongoing debates and is usually the one to settle them (for the most part). Runs multiple RP groups on the side.  
Vriska: WWIAO reborn. Sends extreme hate to almost everyone-- not on anon. 
Equius: Fetish porn blog. Has about 10 followers and they're just as creepy as one might imagine them to be. 
Gamzee: 13/m/bi/cali smoke weed erryday mothafuckahs deel with it :)))) 
Eridan: Hipster photography/ Indie music. Everyone thinks he's really cool until they actually talk to him. 200+ unfollow shortly after
Feferi: Tumblr famous indie summer blog! :)

nutburgers:

hussienpussie:

jinkihai:

turntechnicolourgodhead:

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GOD

WHAT’S CHRISTMAS LIKE

you’re a dog

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

people told her that being in a private school meant more job

but they didn’t tell her that she would have to do this much homework

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

joshishollywood:

Tumblr University: A Visualization

oh-my-godtier:

I love this.

It makes me smile so fucking hard.

sanhtd:

itsandrewpimentel:

mad respect for this reporter.

holy shit, did i just gain some respect for fox news?

This lady is fucking insane. I have a lot of respect for the reporter for willingly arguing and even quoting scripture against this dipshit. It’s people like this insane lady and all her fucked up followers that make people think Christians are insane. It’s people like them that don’t even understand that God is love. I don’t give a fuck what she says, that lady isn’t part of a religion; she’s part of a cult.

And it’s people like the reporter that make me a little less ashamed to be part of a country as fucked up as America. To stand up for the rights of millions of people against some idiotic creep that was asked to be interviewed on national television in front of a massive audience and probably knowing the possibility of things being taken too far and her possibly losing her job, now that takes courage. I respect her with every fiber of my being. That’s the kind of pride that Americans need to have. Not even just Americans, all of us.

“Mam, I think it’s disgusting that you even use that word.” - in response to the use of ‘fag’. And it was at this moment that I gained total and utter respect for this reporter.

Usually I don’t like Fox News. Right now, and possibly only now, do I have respect for their station and this particular reporter. The Westboro Baptist Church needs to either wake up and accept their neighbors or get taken down.

God would never hate
his own creation.

forever reblog. fucking love this reporter.

holy shit

I have never had so much respect for a reporter in my life.

<3

FUCK THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

Well said, Andrew. Preach it, qurl.

olivemeister:

profoundboners:

bandcamptan:

hihelloimally:

shefelloutt:

jazziefaye:

DYIN’

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

LOL THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS

I laughed so hard. Haha.

Love this! Wow Asshole!

3rd time reblogging.

loveee thiiis<3

<3 think its my 5th time reblogging

this reminds me of myself lmaooo.

I wanna do this to someone. xD

oh dear god i cant stop laughing xD

jessica i’m doing this to you at band camp

If we actually went away for band camp, I would do this.

I CANNOT BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATHE.

welcome back to my blog, john and karkat

whyarentmycatshipsters:

georges-ear:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

Why do I feel like this needs a Dr. Suess rhyme to go with it?

Then the Dark Lord gave Draco a pat.

It wasn’t a hat.

It wasn’t a cat.

Draco did not like the feel of this pat.

It was a strange pat and he did not like that.

It was a strange pat and he did not like that.

^sounds inappropriate.